2-10-20

Sorry Ladies, but this one is for the fellas.  I know it doesn't look like the most masculine piece, but trust me-- there's a reason why we call this piece the Bachinalian Stallion.  It summons the god Bacchus, who actually really happened to love flowers for their aphrodisiac qualities.  So, next time somebody says flowers are feminine you look at them and say riiiiiight.  Either way, it summons Bacchus and grants you his love for everything sex.  You're talking about the horniest, most well-endowed, sex-crazed, party-loving, everybody-wants-to-sleep-with-him god that ever existed.  He was the king of the satyrs for crying out loud!!  He has stamina, he had length, he has girth, he rocks the boat, he knows how to please and how to be pleased.  He is literally a sex god.  I mean, they named orgies after him.  Okay, so this piece will give you all of his incredible love making skills, energies, and magic.  All you have to do is wear while you are doing the deed, or have your partner wear it while you are doing the deed.  Or if you are having more than one partner you can take turns wearing.  Look, as long as somebody is wearing it you will keep the magic flowing and the hump going.  It will keep the mind-blowing orgasms going and going and going like the Energizer Bunny.  By the time you're done, they won't even remember who Casanova was!  Okay, I'm done.  

Oh, by the way-- this piece is a vintage necklace.  Just letting you know.